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What is the rudest thing you can say during sex?
I've done two rude things accidentally that come to mine.
Fucking with her on top, and I looked over at the alarm clock to see what time it was. She called me out ("did you just look at the CLOCK?!") but we did have a laugh, still was not my coolest moment.
Another time with another girl... we both got high as hell so I was acting goofy, and not thinking very clearly. It was time for me to go down on her. I was thinking about how it's kind of annoying the way that when you're going down on a girl sometimes you can't breathe, because your mouth is doing its thing and both of your nostrils might be sealed against her mound if you're really getting in there. So I'm thinking about how I'm about to not be able to breathe, and I made that sound like taking a deep gulp of a breath before you go underwater in a pool, and then dived into her pussy. I immediately had to stop because I was laughing so hard that it would be misinterpreted as "I'm holding my breath cuz your pussy stinks". She kind of laughed along and I think that she knew I didn't mean it that way, and I explained as such, but I'm sure her heart skipped a beat.
I guess neither one of those are actually saying words, but those are some of my rude blunders.