What’s the most X-Files like experience you’ve had in real life?

The first and only time I've ever tried Oxycontin. This happened in 2000. A friend gave it to me after he received a few pills in the mail from California. I'd never heard of it, but I've never been a pill person. My girlfriend was coming over to my duplex on the lake. The plan was to chill on my couch and watch TV while drinking and eating pizza and smoking weed. I'm sure there are others who have made the same plan. So she's there and we've eaten and had a couple of drinks and then I mention this pill a buddy gave me. She says she's read about it and people rob drug stores to get it. I'm intrigued.
I crush it up at the kitchen bar, split it into two equal lines and we both snort half of an 80mg pill.

We were watching the X-Files.

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