What screams I’m a douchebag in a grocery checkout line?

I was in line at the register and the casher was ringing me up. I was putting my own groceries in my cart in the line behind me as the cashier was scanning them. I had just finished putting all my items in my cart and the lady inline behind me starts pushing my cart into my body to get me to move, so she can get to the front of the line quicker while I am trying to pay the cashier. I abruptly told her she had to wait. She was so impatient she couldn't register that I had to pay for my food before I could leave the line. She was also the type of lady they would push her cart into people walking around the store.

Another douchebag thing to do is when your checking out, and instead of handing an item you don't want any more to a cashier, you dump it anywhere. This is a douchebag thing to do especially if the item is refrigerated or frozen.

Another thing I hate it when someone in touches my food, picks it up, and examines it, and asks me questions about it. Don't touch other strangers food they they are planning to purchase. Its not cool.

I also can't stand where someone buys a ton of groceries and there is no bagger and they don't bag their own groceries. Instead they wait for the cashier to finish ringing them up and they makes the cashier bag them. This hold up an entire line.

When a store is busy and they open up a new cashier instead of letting the next person in line go to the newly open cashier some douchebag races from the back of the line and cuts everyone off.

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