My father, who lied about his income in clever ways with his wife to avoid paying taxes and paying my mother child support (he was a contractor and she was one of those ninja loan mortage lenders that led to the 2008 financial crisis/landlord that brags about stealing from the poor like that makes her hard working), presented me with a line item invoice for "raising me", even though I was 95% raised by my single mother, only seeing him once every few months. What prompted this invoice? On one of his benders he called me repeatedly while I was working and when I answered I had the audacity to tell him I can't be at his beck and call 24/7, unlike him I didn't receive an inheritence from my father to leisurely work when I wanted.

Apparently that made me ungrateful and warranted an invoice for raising me even though the piece of shit only put in a few weeks total. Haven't talked to him in the six years since, and I imagine I won't as long as I have an outstanding balance.