Seen? I could have done a lot more than seen. Had a barely dressed, absolutely hammered to the point she could no longer stand up, 9.5/10, ask me if I wanted to have my way with her and then proceed to tell me exactly what she meant by that.

We were alone after a party fizzled out and I was waiting for a buddy to come back from walking his girlfriend home and then he and I were going to hang out with his friend who owned the house the party was at. This girl was a straggler who I can only assume was abandoned by her friends, was stumbling around falling out of her dress and she came over and attempted to sit next to me but more threw herself in my general direction. She looked me straight in the face and asked me if I wanted to fuck her. I said yes very much so but I wasn't going to. She said "Come on, you can do whatever you want" I removed her from off of me told her maybe some other time and then peaced out. Met my buddy on the step, we went back inside and she was passed out cold on the couch so we propped her up in one of those adult size bean bag chairs, threw a blanket on her and proceeded to get blazed and watch a few movies. She sobered up by morning when her friends came to collect her.

I didn't sleep with her because I'm not a fuckin creep.