Walk slowly and absentmindedly.

You can walk slowly, ok, that's fine, but don't SCREAM when my shadow crosses yours. I'm literally crunching all the leaves and listening to a loud podcast while sniffling because my nose is running, how do you not hear me coming? Grown men are screaming when I walk past them. Come on. Have some self-awareness.

Dog people are THE WORST. Oh, your precious angel BITES people when they walk by? And you can't hear me creeping up on you? You don't see me coming RIGHT AT you? I'm sniffling and crunching all the leaves!! Notice me!!

Your dog is still going to bite me. Again. I wear heavy pants for a reason. But pls train your dog. WTF.