A joke?

          A joke. Yeah, all right.

          There's these, three guys...

          a spic,

          a white guy and a black guy.

          - Nigger! - Yeah.

          N... Yeah. And they're walkin' along the beach.

          They see this pot. They rub it, a genie comes out.

          Genie says you can wish for anything you want. He asks the Mexican whathe wants.

          And he goes,

          "I want all my people in America to be happy and free in Mexico."

          So the genie... Poof! And all the spics are in Mexico.

          - And then he asks the black guy... - Nigger.

          Yeah, that's what I said.

          He goes to the nigger, says, "What do you want?"

          And he goes,

          "I want all my African...

          "my nigger brothers in America...

          to be back in Africa and happy and everything."

          So the genie goes poof!

          And, um, all the niggers in America...

          are in Africa.

          And this is goin'... I'm not funny today.

          I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I... This joke sucks.

          It's just a stupid joke.

          Continue the joke.

          So the genie says to the white guy,

          "What's your one wish?"

          And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me...

          all the niggers and spics are out of America?"

          The genie goes, "Yeah." He says,

          "Well, I'll have a Coke then."

          "I'll have a Coke..."

          Yeah. Everybody's out,

          so he just wants a Coke, 'cause that's all he needs.