What is your biggest NSFW secret that you've never told anyone?

This thread has already seen its day, so this will be buried and no one will read it and that's fine, I just wanna write this down for once.

I'm a very shy person and am very conscious of the burden I may or may not put on others, so I try to be as least bothersome as possible. Cut to me eating lunch in high school alone, and deciding to just skip lunch because I didn't want to take up a spot at a table someone may need for their friends. So I'd eat lunch in the handicap stall in a bathroom on campus.

I'd either listen to my CD player, write, or sometimes masturbate. It was a 30-minute lunch, so there was plenty of time, and I would get bored. Sometimes it took a while because I don't really have a great imagination, but I'd eventually finish. Unbeknownst to me, this was the bathroom that served as the "HQ" for cleaning supplies and there was a female janitor that would sometimes come in and switch out her broom, get a new trashbag, etc.

One time she caught me. I had just finished and was walking from the stall to the sink, but had overshot the toilet paper and had cum on my slacks, not to mention I hadn't put my dick back in my pants yet. I was listening to music while jerking off, so I didn't know she was in there. I kinda stopped like a dear in headlights, as did she. It felt like hours just staring there unsure of what to do before she pointed at my dick as if to let me know it was just dangling there. I put it away, there was a nervous sort of weird laughter, and that was that.

Long story short, because this is already really long, things happened and once I would go to that bathroom, she'd follow soon after, lock it, and we'd have sex during my lunch break.

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