Probably going to get buried, but totally needed to share. This happened recently; I have a friend that's two years younger than me - it's like a kid brother type of relationship - and he wanted to smoke weed for the first time. Being the good role model I am, I hooked him up and I, along with two other friends, met up with him to smoke at a nearby creek. We all smoked a little bit, the kid smoked what I thought was the fair amount, enough for a good time.

You know how people always say you don't get high your first time? This was like the complete opposite of that. The kid totally greened out - he collapsed on the floor and was so out of it and started clawing at the grass like a dog. He proceeded to scream and yell about how we need to get him out of this and for us to kill him. He then starts running in the creek water, getting himself soaked and screaming for water. The three of us walk him to a nearby Starbucks to get him some water, and we go for another walk. The freaking out happens again, and we walk him to a nearby Timmie's for some more water and food.

Me and the kid each had a cup of water, and after what I thought was some harmless gagging and coughing from dry mouth, he proceeds to throw up egg and spinach chunks into his water cup, causing it to overflow, then chuck all the water out of my cup into my lap, in which he continued throwing up in. I marched his ass to the bathroom and proceeded to clean up the vomit and water concoction as the two ladies seated behind us shoot us dirty looks as they walk out of Tim Hortons.

I was really way too high for that.