Upstairs neighbor is young and pregnant (early 20s). Her and her female roommate constantly screamed at each other. Big fights, eventually ending with both parties going to their rooms, slamming their doors shut, and screaming “FUCK YOU!!” — “SUCK MY DICK!!” (??) from behind closed doors. But one day, it went further.

A big fight occurs. Pregnant roomie and normal roomie retire to their rooms and continue screaming at eachother from behind closed doors. But this time, the pregnant roomie starts offering up a challenge. “What’re you gonna do?? You won’t do shit!!” …. Uh oh. Normal roomie exits her room, starts POUNDING on the pregnant roomie’s door, intimidating her, screaming. Pregnant roomie doesn’t back down, continues hurling insults. Normal roomie proceeds to kick, stomp, bash, and break down the pregnant roomie’s door, essentially pulverizing it into sawdust.

Up until this point, I would typically yell up to them “Yo!! Make up or shut up!!!” But once I heard pregnant women’s doors behind bashed into smitherines, I had to call the fuzz. Normal roomie fled the scene and never returned, obviously realizing the optics of the situation. Pregnant roomie cried “I was just minding my own business…”

Sigh.