What's the best NSFW thing that happened while you were drunk?

Hm. Not really sexual but this story took a very dark turn quickly.

In high school I grew up in a small town about 30 minutes from a cluster of cities. It was super boring so of course we had to make our own fun. I believe I was 17(f) at the time. My girlfriends and I are were known for getting into dicey and unsafe situations while indulging in substances with people older than us.

We had some friends that owned a single warehouse room inside an even bigger warehouse that had many rooms which was used for a haunted house during Halloween season. Our friends had decked it out with beer pong tables, stripper pole, couches, full bar etc etc. Pretty typical bro party pad.

They’d throw parties that filled this room, could hold up to 75-100 people in it. It was always invite only because they preferred to avoid trouble at all costs (underage drinkers and drugs).

Now mind you, the people I hung out with in high school were trash. Your typical outcasts that smokes cigs too young, lost their virginity at 15 and always looking for trouble or fights. One night there was a girl that everyone knew, who had brought a slew of people no one else knew. They rolled up looking to party, and despite the sketchy vibes everyone got, they were greeted and welcomed. A guy from our group had showed up with a case of beer after bar close. We had free booze and a sizzurp type punch mixture for guests but one of the guys from this girls group wanted a beer.

Our friend is standing at the homemade bar with his un-opened case of beer when he’s approached by this guy.

He taps our friend on the shoulder “Ay! Can I get one of those man?”

Our friend looks at him to respond “Sure man, I haven’t opened the case yet cause I just got here, if you could give me a second to settle in, I’ll give ya one.”

This pissed the dude off. Without a second thought he begins getting huffy and starts berating our friend. Our friend asks him to calm down and before we know it, decks our friend in the face.

This started an all out war between the group we didn’t know and our friends. One of our friends got punched in the face by this ginormous dude. Our friends girlfriend, small but mighty, is upset. She gets in his face and begins to scream at him for punching her boyfriend. Big dude doesn’t say a work, turns around and decks her in the face. Everyone watches her fly back to the ground and go unconscious.

At this time, the brawl has moved outside to the parking lot, which was hidden behind the warehouse. Several fights going on, one on one, two on one. I watched a man get in his car and try to run over our friends. Another one of our friends is getting his jaw beaten in with a crowbar and hand nearly chopped off with a machete.

As I’m watching all of this go down, friends girlfriend comes to. As soon as it registers where she is, she jumps up and runs toward the guy who decked her earlier. She begins to hit him and BAM, decked again. Lost a tooth. He then calls his girlfriend over and they proceed to kick the fuck out of her together. Her face was swollen shut, Black and blue.

Needless to say, the entire thing was terrifying and infuriating. Grown ass men fighting over a single beer. Never, the fuck, again.

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