What's the closest you've ever been to a real life porn scenario?

When I did the night shift delivering subs on a bike for Jimmy John's, I had several "encounters." It was Charleston, a college town. Full of gorgeous people loving the beach life.

One girl would always tip 10$ on 10$ of food, and sometimes answered the door only in panties as part of the tip.

One girl started going off about how hot I was and that she loved me as soon as I opened the door. She was drunk as fuck and her roommates were blasting music inside. I'm blushing like crazy and trying to find my words, and she asked if she could kiss me. Absolutely. But no further. She smiled and asked when I work. We did this a couple more times before her fiancee moved in.

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