Early last year a few friends and I wanted to go out to the beach for some fish and chips and drink some shitty ALDI wine (It was like $2.69 for a bottle and it was DISGUSTING) - We were all poor after finishing high school and we didn't have jobs (besides me being a casual at eb) so we settled for what we could get.
Anyway. It was getting pretty late so we decided to just finish the 3 bottles of wine and start heading home. The other girls didn't want any more so my friend and I decided to finish it ourselves. The wine was extremely strong hence why it was disgusting. In our drunken state WHILE we were heading home we decided to quickly go to the bottle shop and buy another bottle and drink that before we got on the tram. (Just note I would never, EVER drink in such a public place and I thought I had it all under control because I'm usually a good drinker)
All I remember after that was the tram approaching.
APPARENTLY, according to one of my friends this is what happened: We got onto the tram and we were extremely loud (not so much me) but my friend was drinking the bottle of wine in front of a bunch of people while trying to eat paper (one of the papers with tram timetables on it) while I just sat there comfortably laughing at her.
She said we were both stumbling and falling everywhere until we reached Flinders station to catch a train and somehow became model citizens as we walked so sensibly and were acting so responsible whilst heading towards our platform, she told us we acted this way because Flinders at night usually has a bunch of police everywhere.
Fast forward: We got onto the train fine. We were the only ones on the carriage at the time besides this one guy sitting on the other side.
This is where I come in - In my drunken blind state I turned around and looked at him and then leaned in toward my friend sitting in front of me and said "Watch this". I then got up whilst stumbling, moved near him, picked up his bag and threw it in his lap, sat down next to him and then leaned my head on his shoulder LOL
My friends came over to apologise for my actions whilst my other drunk friend was explaining her life story and apparently my life story was "i have so many games to play tomorrow" nice.
After me and my drunk friend got off the train my other friend who stayed on the train told the guy "I'm so sorry about that, they're usually really nice and normal" and just as she said that she explained to me that I banged on the train window they were sitting at and just started laughing(??)
Woke up the next morning safe at home with macca's beside the couch where I layeth and my shoes nicely put away and my door locked. I then checked my phone and I apparently took a snapchat of myself just listening to music in a car and smiling?? and there was a bunch of messages I sent to guys telling them how cute I thought they were even though I didn't find them attractive AT ALL.
Thankfully they thought I was joking and I was like ahhhhhah yeah