What's the most awkward situation you've ever been in?

So, I was round my best friends house (we met via our bi parents) and we had spent a long night out in town.

I decided to stay over seeing as it was 10-ish and it was an hour ride home. Big mistake.

Everything was going fine at first. We had macaroni and a bunch of shit food, we played games, spoke about life, etc.

You know, the usual.

Then when it is time for us to hit the hay, things start getting weird.

He asked me to sleep in the same bed as him, but I politely declined. We lay there for a while then he asks to use my phone.


I was surprised, but what he did next never left me.

I was almost asleep and my eyes felt like shit. I don't think he knew that I saw what he was doing, but what happened next makes me doubt that.

I lay there and he glances at me. I look at him back but when he notices, he darts back to the phone.

An hour goes by and he gets out of bed and stretches.

So he walks over, sits next to me, and waits.

I was confused, so I just kinda ignored he was there.

He pulls out my phone again and ASKS IF I WANTED TO JACK OFF WITH HIM.

I am bi myself, but we were just friends.

I just said no. What else could I say? At this point I didn't think it could get worse.

He uses my phone for a few hours, and I was just uncomfortable. Did he not understand what he was doing? Did he not realise he had potentially ruined our friendship?

He continues to do the deed RIGHT NEXT TO ME and I just close my eyes and try sleep.

Nope, not gonna happen.

He nudges me and just remains touching my leg.

He looked me in the eyes for a solid 5 seconds, took a deep breath...

And asked to see my cock.

I was just stunned.

This went from a chill sleepover, to a porno real quick.

I just mumbled something along the lines of "I don't know how my mom would feel" and turned around.

We were both confused to what I had just said, but that's besides the point.


The next morning I got out as fast as I could, and bolted it back home.

So here's a timeline.

Food/games---Sleep---He watches porn on my phone--- Wants me to wank with him--- wants to see my cock---

Pretty normal if you ask me...

I haven't seen him since, but I hope he is doing okay.

Sorry about the second hand embarrassment I may or may not have just dished out.

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