What's the rudest thing a guest has ever done in your home?

How come you never talk about the years of abuse you subjected your "flatmate" to? Or when she was sexually assaulted and you kept pretended she had consented? How come every time you tell this story more and more details change to make you look like the most pitiful victim to ever exist? I made you lose your job, the one you never showed up to? No one asked you; so then the 400 convos where I asked how much rent I should pay never happened? Mind when you tried to come into the room to physically drag me out ya radge? Mind when "your flatmate" paid most of your rent on top of hers because you, again, never went to work and spent all your money on bullshit? I'm so tired of your shit. Move on. Stop twisting things that happened 3 years ago for internet points. Honestly, no one goes on about this anymore except for you. Get someone else to obssess over. PS: We never took your cat. You abandoned your cat at your "flatmate's" parents' house years before I came along. You are free to keep him. We have offered plenty of times. You just don't want to. Stop pretending we stole him.

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