3. What's the silliest reason you've had to stop in the middle of having sex?

What's the silliest reason you've had to stop in the middle of having sex?

We were getting where the getting was good, namely her vagina, when she was getting into it and lifting her hips and gyrating on it. I stopped and pulled almost the whole way out and she was like pushing into me, thrusting to get me deeper, I leaned down and made out with her boobies, kissed her neck, collar bone, the point where her chest and arm meet. I then proceeded to lift her arm and...licked her armpit, sensually. It honestly felt like her vagina was pushing me out of it. She turned to me and chuckled, then reached for the light, and said "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

I, at this point, have a mouthful of "natural" deodorant in my mouth as I look at her like a dog with peanut butter in its mouth and said under my breath, "I just wanted to taste you." We both laughed and she called me a disgusting pervert and that she wanted to shower. We went to get sushi and she woke me up in the middle of the night and gave me a edge filled handjob while she kissed me and called me a dirty pervert.

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