What's the sluttiest thing you've ever seen someone do?

I was once at a party where a childhood freind I hadn't seen for a decade showed up. She had really blossomed into a babe. Well she immed sees me and after about 1 min of catching up, she starts giving me a lap dance. This party was majority dudes. So we have a few spectators. About 5 min into this lap dance she grabs my hand and walks me to the bedroom. About 10 guys follow us, chanting me on. She says " I want to fuck you". Seriously like 10 mins into being reintroduced and she wants a piece.

But then she says " if you let me have your dick, all your friends can have my pussy"

This is where I should mention I shouldn't have even taken that lap dance as I was in a pretty serious relationship at the time.

Of course all my bros heard her proposition. So I'm now a little panicked.

I push her into the bathroom next to the bedroom and we start pulling each other's clothes off. What a body she had. I'm really doing this, I'm about to cheat at party with tons of mutual friends. I was drunk if that's not a given yet.

Anyways I'm sucking on her tits, she's playing with me. I go to throw her up on the counter (Jesus Christ just recounting this makes me feel slutty) and right then the homeowner ( dude older than all of us), sneaks into the unlocked bathroom, and starts grabbing on her and all this shit. Like " threesome time!". Seeing her immediately into him kinda sobered me up I guess. I realized what I was doing. Sucked on her titties once more, slapped her ass and kissed her, "I'm outta here, awesome seeing you again". I put my clothes on in record fashion and walked out the door, leaving her with him ( they didn't seem to mind).

The second I walk out I am greeted by hallway of every dude from party cheering me and thanking me. They were all lined up "waiting their turns". I really hope she didn't. I wonder if I should have gotten her out of there too. Damn. They were all good guys though so I doubt any funny business occurred. I hope. I saw her again a couple of times, but never like that.

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