Dude, in Japan it's so different. Everyone politely lines up. They always let people off before trying to get on. They're FAST. They go straight to their seats, standing positions, whatever's open. They make room for people. They don't linger near the doors. People walk quickly.

25 people can't get on a fucking bus that doesn't even HAVE walls or doors like this as efficiently in America as 50 people in Japan can get on a god damn train car with 5ft wide doors on one side.

Also, we are SO FAT. I did not see a SINGLE, not ONE morbidly obese Japanese person in Tokyo or Kyoto.