Whats the stupidest thing you ever seen a religious person call "satanic"?

Dog poo.

When I was a 10 year old kid I had some neighbours that were born again Christians so I'd hang out with their kids a lot riding bikes and stuff. They were cool. My family was 'Christian' so when the kids invited me to Sunday school mum and dad were okay with it.

At BAC Sunday school the teacher bought along a plastic novelty dog shit and put it in the middle of a big circle of kids (of course we giggled because lol dog shit) and then berated us for laughing saying the laughter was the devil working in our minds. Even as a kid I knew that was bullshit and when I told my folks they assured me that it's actually okay to laugh and laughter is natural and I never went back to that Sunday school.

Thinking back to that it actually disgusts me that they would try to manipulate kids into feeling guilty for laughing. Fucking miserable, evil, cunts.

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