What's the stupidest way you got laid? [NSFW]

Reviving old post kek

Was 17, was crushing on the new girl, but so was everybody else, (she's 10/10 personality and looks). Am not beta, but not an alpha. Fast forward 3 months and I'm drifting into friendzone. I'm messaging her and she is talking about how she is craving chicken nuggets but the nearest McDonald's is a half hour drive and her parents have gone away with the car. I reply "that sucks." but have a better idea.

Drive to McDonald's and pick up a 50 pack bucket and then drive to her house (which I knew from dropping her off once). Knock on door and she opens the door. She's wearing a bathrobe and all I can think about is her freshly shaved, clean legs and thinking about what else was shaved. Realised she had been talking and tried to recall what she said. I laugh. Realize it was a question so she repeats "Wanna come in and share? No way I can finish 50 nugs".

Mfw. Heart skips a beat. Actually, two beats. I say sure and stop myself from imploding that she only means it as friends.

We're now sitting on her couch and talking about exams, friends and dickheads, and she goes "You know you're a really nice guy, bringing chicken nuggets for their friends. Do you do this often?"

I realize that I'm going to be labeled as a "nice guy but could never date guy" if I don't do something. I make eye contact with her, smirk a little and say "I'd only ever do this for you." Her eyes widen and it looks like she's about to laugh, when all of a sudden she kisses me, or more attacks me. Next thing I know I'm up in her bedroom having the best sex I've ever had, and probably the longest.

Have now been dating for a year.

TLDR: Girls don't want fancy ways to woo her over like YouTube videos, scored a 10/10 chick with chicken nuggets.

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