What's a weird sexual fantasy or sex dream you've had?

These are the type of sex dreams I have:" I was a different person, a transgender girl fucking a guy in the ass, he was yelling stuff about science shit, partially in French. In the hotel type room, to the right of me was the little depressed 8 year girl from my childhood, standing and weeping, hair in her face, with only a long sweater on. In the far corner a anorexic man sat curled up, with his back to me. Then it just ended, when the girl looked up. This was last week btw."

And this is my fantasy: "Dressed in a innocent school girl outfit, not like a private school uniform, but still includes a skirt, and those long socks. I'll be completely submissive, the other girl will be dominant and forceful. She'll engage in seductive quiet dirty talk, while fingering, chocking, dry humping me, ect. Then by the neck she'll drag me, with my outfit partially ripped apart to a sybian, tie me to it, handcuff me. Then she'll slowly pour small amounts of paint on me, maybe some pies, or female ejaculation too, while I suck a tit. As time goes on she'll do some face slapping, spanking, more aggressive dirt talk, and maybe tickling me with a feather. Finish it of with her peeing on me, and eating her out."

See the fucking contrast! Why is my Subconscious so mean!?!?

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