3. What's the weirdest first date you ever had?

What's the weirdest first date you ever had?

This is a fun thread so I'm gonna post even if it gets buried lol I have a couple of stories:

Met a guy on a company boat party thing. Told coworker to set me up, so he calls me up & we set a dinner & movie date. He comes to pick me up, I nearly trip walking over to his car, momentarily embarrassed. Nothing notable at dinner nor the movie but after, we go sit in his car to smoke & talk. He proceeds to go on about his regret of career choice, all the while my trying to get him to see the positive, it was awkward, I didn't know what else to say. He then calls his friends and puts them on speaker & just straight up chats with them while I'm sitting there, for probably over an hour. Never went out with him again... Except a drunken evening... He was hot. ("Ah, youth. ")

Decided to dip my pinky into online dating. Met a guy on pof, actually my sister met this guy " L" and she said I might like him so we chatted for a few days. I wasn't into him but I thought he could be a friend so I invited him out to a bar to meet my friends. So we meet, he's 50lbs heavier than his pictures, I shrug it off, I don't like him anyway. My friends chat with him, L seems to be getting along. I tell L at one point that I think we could be cool friends, let him down easily & maturely enough, but then the clinging began. He followed me around the bar as if to make sure I don't talk to some other guy. I'm trying to ninja away from him but he ninjas back to me, squeezing into me & my friends trying to take shots so we had to share. Not once did he buy a round & just got drinks from me & my friends (he never offered to buy me a drink). So night ends, he still for some reason thinks I was going to take him home, so my friends, being telepathically connected, all jam themselves in my car so that there was no room for him & he was forced to finally give up. The following days, he texts me begging to know what he did wrong & for a second chance & having to explain over & over again that our chemistry wasn't there & whatever polite things I could think of (originally Canadian, now southern, so I'm polite firstly). TL;DR STAGE 5 CLINGER.

I have a few more but my fingers are tired, on mobile..

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