I used to wear one of the baret hats all semester and for some reason every girl in the classroom thought I was bald. Now I have pretty freaking majestic hair and it was clearly visible underneath, but for whatever reason, there was a scheme hatched to pull off my hat to reveal the embarrassing bald spot underneath.

Unbeknownst to the women scheming, I am also bilingual but speak perfectly fluent English so I knew what was going down when one girl was flirting as a distraction. Another sneaks behind me, pulls off the hat and in slow motion, I whip my hair forward then back before I tie it in a man bun and continue the conversation. Many jaws were on the floor and was grilled as to why I was hiding such beautiful hair. Honestly, I don't know.