Well I plan to break all expectations in our next DnD session as my friend and I (we always play duo characters who build off each other for either stupid jokes or really dumb combos) are about to bring our characters under the codename "Team Dead."

They are two (by pathfinder rules) two kobold children oracles preaching about their god and tied to a tree.

Unusual? Sure, but not that special at first glance. That is until you realize what they are tied up with. It is a "Cursed belt of giants Strength" since our GM lets us buy custom magic items using the pathfinder magic item creation rules.

The curse in particular is one that requires a save each day or take one point of Strength damage. This is important because our characters are set up like this:

7 base Strength -4 for Kobold -2 for being a child -1 for purposefully failed save earlier in the day (We would have to roll a 20 to barely make the save)

So our characters are at 0 Strength, aka instant death point. However the belt of Giants Strength is bumping us up to a total of 2. Thus when the party frees us from the "rope" holding us we will just drop over dead and then bring in our next two characters immediately.

Luckily the whole table is pretty chill with our dumb jokes in character form.