Kind of a date, more of a pseudo-date turned worse and basically is the reason you A.) don't make plans after a certain time and B.) don't ever try and put your dick in crazy.
Senior year of college, it was late one night in february and I get a text from a girl I dated briefly sophomore year. I dated her for about 3 weeks and she was just too needy and intense for me to handle and we never really talked much after that. Anyways, get a text from her asking me if I can come to the bar with her because the two guys she was with were drunk and planning on driving home but she didn't want to go with them. I say sure and we hang out for a bit, catch up and then she asks me if I can take her home.
As I'm dropping her off, she invites me upstairs to hang out for a bit. Not sure if she's trying to hook up with me or what because her friends that she went to the bar with were coming back at some point. It's about 11:30 and we're doing that cuddly rom-com bullshit where she lays her head in my lap.
[knock on the door] It's her friends. She tells them to come in. Her friends are shitfaced and drove home, but they're also guys, one of whom she was fucking on the side (I didn't know this at the time). We'll call the one guy she was fucking Chaz. Chaz then tries to do this alpha male bullshit trying to win this girl, like this is some sort of contest. He does this by attempting to drink me under the table. The only problem with this plan is that I'm not drinking and I haven't been drinking at all really. So Chaz proceeds to get wasteypants drunk while I shoot the shit with his friend. His friend was a pretty cool bro.
Anyways, 5 beers later Chaz is trying to have this dick measuring contest with me by telling me to slap him in the face. I don't really want to do that so then he starts trying to intimidate me by staring/glaring at me. It's not really working because he's so drunk that he can't sit straight. He's now furious and then starts ranting about the government and politics and how everyone who is more successful than him is a pussy. Chaz is a mess and I'm just trying to chill on the sofa. Anyway, Chaz then gets drunker and starts throwing shit in this girl's apartment.
Now I'm on the sofa looking at this girl like 'WTF?' and it dawns on me, she was trying to get rid of Chaz by pretending that I went home with her to hookup so she could dump him. I'm not saying it's a good plan, but that was her plan. She just didn't fill me in until Chaz started throwing paperweights at my head.
I'm ready to nope the fuck out and she looks at me and tells me 'Please don't leave me with him.' She told Chaz that he could sleep on the sofa because he was drunk and didn't have a ride. She told me to sleep in her room because she didn't feel safe alone with him. It's like 1 am at this point and it's like 'let's just all go to bed and wake up in the morning and figure everything out.'
5minutes after I go into this girl's bedroom, Chaz is trying to open the bedroom door. By the way, Chaz also has had a knife in his pocket this whole time and this is the one day I didn't bring my knife (which is bigger btw). I'm about ready to call the cops at this point but this girl is like 'No, I'll fix this.' They start having some growling contest in the kitchen area because the one is trying to intimidate the other and me and Chaz's bro friend are just like 'who the fuck are these people and why are we friends with them?'
Finally tell Chaz that if he doesn't chill the fuck out, that I'm going to barricade me and the girl and the room and call the cops. Chaz finally chills/passes out because he drank like 15 beers in 3 hours and I finally get to go to bed.
As soon as the sun came up I left and didn't talk to any of them ever again.