Buddy Hackett once came into the clubhouse of the golf course where I worked when I was 16. He was actually hilarious, 100% of his life, I'm pretty positive.

I nearly collided with Diana Ross in the back of Victoria Station when I studied abroad in London. She was every bit as beautiful in person as I'd imagined.

Waited on John Edwards and his mistress pretty often when I was in college. Didn't know that was what was up.

Got my picture taken with Snoop Dogg when he launched his line of edibles in Colorado a few years back. He called me "honey," so I think I've peaked now?

My college SO's dad was a professional musician, pretty famous in that area. He played the state fair one year, and I got to meet Earl Scruggs backstage. Still a cool memory.