My old flatmate’s friend. For such a tiny person she was so loud and without a doubt had the most annoying laugh I’ve ever heard.

She is also a major know it all and it drove me insane just to be around her. I spent most of my time trying to avoid her, and if I couldn’t avoid her I had to try block her from my brain. If you were talking about something, she’d always pipe up trying to prove that she knew more about the topic, even if you barely knew her or you knew more about said topic.

If she was at my flat, I could hear her from the other side of the house because her inside voice is like she has a megaphone attached to her face. She also had the worst sense of humour and that made her more annoying because stupid shit she found funny, was not funny. She also talks through movies.

God even thinking about her annoys me