Without googling, what do you know about India?

Leaving to go to India in January actually to volunteer in schools for a couple of months! I might be wrong on most of this, probs am. I'm sorry if this is bigoted, I'm trying my best..

I know that India literally just smells like shit, I guess. India hosts 99% of Hindus in their nation and they tend to believe that everything is a god. Rats, cows, goats, whatever it is, roams around because they think it's a god and they would be messing with it and that would cause a bunch of hell or something. I believe they have like ~1.3 billion people or something stupid. I know they have a Prime Minister and a President, both of which are Hindu and are trying to make India's official religion Hinduism. With that, they are "kicking out" and denying visas to a lot of religious organizations or religious affiliated groups. Because their government is the Caste System or something, which is based off of a lot of Hindu things. Such as like echelons and stuff. They basically have some big-dick rulers and then pee-ons. If someone is sick on the side of the road or something, you don't help them, because that is someone getting karma for something that they have done previously. I believe India has about 23ish spoken languages in their country. Men are much more powerful than women, I think. They have a pretty decent power distance compared to the US, for example, don't correct people above you or higher authority, they have a bigger dick. Not just bosses and government people. But even like a teacher. India is High Context, so there aren't that many signs. Unlike in the U.S. we have an exit sign right above the only door in the entire room and have signs for everything. Again, their sanitation and stuff is so poor because they think everything is affiliated with their god(s). Goats, cattle, rats, all over the place. Which isn't very good. EG The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. (Doesn't this book talk about shit and stuff and rats, ya read it) If you're in car with your wife, she rides in the back. If you're walking on the sidewalk, she walks behind you. Apparently Indians think that white western women are just free game. (Again, so I'm told. I was told to help protect the women when I go to India) They just shit in the streets. The showers, or at least where I'm staying, don't have any sort of shower area. The bathroom is all tile with a drain in the middle. You will need a squeegee. And you best wipe up the floor or else someone will walk in their with socks and flip shit (probably from the streets) because they take their shoes off inside of a lot of buildings. Again, I think it's a sanitation thing. They believe the bottom of shoes are dirty. I mean, which they are. But in America we don't have human defecate everywhere and shit. I know they have cobras. I was told, if i'm running later at night, stay to the middle of the road, cobras. I think the south side of India has a way lower elevation than the north side. Which in result, Southern India has a higher malaria rate than the north. I'm currently on Malaria pills. There is shit everywhere. I guess they have a toilet problem, not a shit problem. Plumbing is a luxury I guess. DON'T USE YOUR LEFT HAND YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING ANIMAL. They don't eat cow, still don't know why. If you google Brahman, which is the Hindu Supreme Being, you get a shit ton of pictures of cow things. I've read before that the cow isn't sacred to them. Eat with your hands. When driving, they're not as orderly as America. You honk to let someone know where you are. In America, you honk because everyone but you is an idiot.

I don't know a lot of statistics or anything. But this is what I know about India.

PS there's shit on the road and everything smells of shit, apparently.

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