3. [WP] You knocked on the wrong house's door and just accidentally joined a cult.

[WP] You knocked on the wrong house's door and just accidentally joined a cult.

Ivan is being work deep inside complex, as Ivan is good citizen. SUn is setting, and Ivan is be going home.

Ivan's head is in sky, and Ivan forget to switch helmet out of с̸́͠͠л͏̧̀̕͞о̡̀͟͡͏ж̢͡҉н̧ы́́҉й̧̛̀̀ mode. Silly Ivan!

Now Ivan is not know where he is because helmet still in с̸́͠͠л͏̧̀̕͞о̡̀͟͡͏ж̢͡҉н̧ы́́҉й̧̛̀̀ mode. Ivan is being walk into walls! Ivan manage to walk into incorrect housing unit. Ivan knock on door to housing unit, belief that is his door and comrades will open it. Unfortunate for Ivan, is not even on same housing blockk! Ivan is walk into block п̵̶-̶͝5̷̀͟2̕͏, which is forbidden blockk!

Unknown person is grabbing Ivan and pull him into room. Person is switch Ivan's helmet into О̣͈͙̣̰̭̜Т̜̱̝Д̗Ы͍̰Х̝ mode and Ivan is being able to komprehend again. Poorly for Ivan, Person is not comrade, but of Barbarian!

Barbarian is being yell at Ivan, but Ivan not understand because Barbarian is speak in filthy language:

I͉̥̰͈̺̞̬̋̃̋̿ͦ͑̿͌̇Ṫ̨͈͕̥͖̳̙̎͋͟'̶̮̅̾̇ͭ̚͢S̥͛͊̇͑ͣ̄̚ ̷̿̐͛͛͏̼̹̩͚À͔͚̱͚ͥ̐ͧͮͬͪ͋̚͝L̘̥̖͙͚͓͑̉̆̅̕͟͜ͅL̞̟͊̄̈́ͦ̋̍ ͈̱̝̔͗ͧ͝A̵͍̮̚ ͕̼̿̏͛ͦͦ́L̜̟ͤͦ̈ͨ͘Iͦͣͯ͒̿͆̓̈͜͏̗̭͇̜̟͖͎̮Ẽ̴̛̬͗͋̉̇͑̑̅́!̵̨̳̩̑̇ͦ̐ͧͬ̍ͯ̍͠ ̡̘̫̙̲͖͎͕̦ͬͧ̄̔͊́̌ͫ̀P̶͇̤̃̅̒L͓̠͌̔̀͂E͐̌̂̎̉̓ͪ̽҉͚̦͖͙̩̺A͊͂̐͛̈́̃ͦ̄̓͏̷̩S̘ͯ͌̑̈́̐̈́̈́E̴͉ͫͩͬͫ͗ͤ ̡̦͓̞̗̜̖̲̐ͫ̐̊͂̋͆̃̚Ļ̻̰͈ͮ̎ͩ̓̇͑͜Î̵̳̻̍͒͡ͅS̴̭̤͐́͞Ţ̫͓̱̝̘͎͈̽ͧ̿ͧ͒̓ͮ̈́E̳̬̠ͩ̏ͩͩ̒̈́ͨ́Ṇ̢̺̱͇̮̑̐͑ͪ͋͝!̸̷̧͉̼̞̪̃ͦͦ́̒̾͋̊ ̻̖̹̣͇̟ͮ͗̊͜͜Ẅ̼̳̤̰̖ͤ̎͗̃̄̈́ͮ͢Eͯ̒ͭͥ̅̔͘͝҉͕̮̼'̴̵͍̬͙̦͉̆̒ͫͭ͊́ͥͣ̀ͅR̪̳͇̠̭̭̭̄̓ͩE̴̓ͤ̾̔ͩ̿͌͋͏͍͕̘̞̦̙͍͓ ̷͓̼̰ͬ͜R͉̱̹̀̐Ų̰̰͈̦̖̗̳͛̈͞N̹͍̲͇̐͡͠N̸͚̤̣̹̤̱̬ͩ̑ͦͪ͋Í̩̺̝͙̞̹ͬͮ͢ͅͅŇ̴̡̨̟̭̯͔͍̠̤̰̫̍̚G̱̳͖̲̤̖͚̽͆̋ͯ̈́ ͮ͂̏̀ͤ͋҉͖̜͚͕̤̳̝́O͎̜̻̳̍͡U̶͉̩̫̰̭͔̼̗͗T̞̼̙͙̥̥ͣ̄͘ ̢̖͎̖̳̼̤̘̫͑̍̉ͮ̚ͅǪ̶̶̰̠̠̤̥̟̭̱͑͛͌̎̎͛̔̔͛Ḟ̧̞͞͞ ̴̻̰̮̯̆̾ͨ̎͊͡T̻̰̜̤̆ͭ́̏͂̀ͫ͌͢͠Ḯ̜̭̣͐ͧͭ̿̿͛̀͠M̨̫̮̩̖̲̘̙̱͆̔̃͑̏͑́͋͆È̦̻̤̺̖̙̉ͤ͋̇͜!̷̙̙͖͇͚͕̹̝̆ͥ̇̓̏̑̑̉

Barbarian not even wearing helmet!

After much time, barbarian realize and put helmet on, and Ivan is understand him.

"Comrade! We have wait for another to join glorious revolution! Meny thanks for help!"

Like true child of Mothrland, Ivan is push barbarian off him. "Get your filthy hands off me, scum! YOu not my comrade! I am of Motherland!"

Like true barbarian, he not listen and bind Ivan to chair. Ivan is struggle while barbarian is at computer station, typing into terminal. After much time, Barbarian return with a cable in hand.

Blyat! Barbarian is plan to modify helmet! Ivan struggle more, but no help. Barbarian is draw closer, closer, close҉R̶̛̼̲̿͗̇͠

Į̬̻̭̫̠̜̮̲͐̃͛͐̾͗v̵̹̤͉̫̮͊̒ͩ͛̒͆̃̿ḁ͔̹̫̲̲ͧ͛̎͊̅ͥ̃ͯ́͢͡ņ̮̎ͬ͆̎ ̵̨̖͍͔̇͐ͨͪ́̂̚w̶ͦ͏͉̠̳̤̱̭͙oͯ̈́ͭ̽̂͏̥̺̬̥͇k̘̘̗̤̻͉͙̥̔ͭ̌̎̉͋̾ę̧͇̬̘̠̌̽̈́ͣͦ́̚ ̶ͮ͊̆̓҉͇̱ṳ̘̥̠͖ͪ̏͌͐ͣp̢̩̩͙͈̳̈́̾ͬ͌̾̉̍͟,̹̞̀̈ ̟͎̙̤̓ͦ̅͛̔́̉ͦ́͡ȁ͈͙̼͕͖̈́ͦ͊̐ͫͧ̏͠n̢̛͉̞ͧ̽͛̾ͭd̵̸̺̯͎̱̝̲̞̟͛ͪ͗͆ͨ ̲̥͌̿ͮͮ̋ͩl̆̏͆̋͋̓̕҉̗̙̼̻o̻̖ͧͬ̆ͧ͑̎̀o̖̺̓̄͌̔̐̂̚k̴̨̫͖̏ͫͬe̷̢͉̲̩͊ͭ͊ͣ͋̋̉͢d̦͚̝̰̰̫̠͍̥ͯ̊ ̡̰͈͇͔̻̜͍͍́̏aͦ̽̂͜͏̼r̵̤̲̞̟͍͉̺̬̱̉ͥ̇̃̿̐ͨͧǫ͔̩̪͌ų͑̏̆ͮ̚͏̟̮̘̜͉͔̼̺ń̦͙͕͎͓̭̦̤̋ͭ̇ͮͮ͞ͅd̘̬͔̞̭̒ͅͅͅ ̻̩͉̦̞̼̘̍̏̾͑͌ͅh̪̯́͊̈̉̊̓̅i͓̰̠̬ͩͧͧͨ̍̂̚͘m͎̭̗͍͉̑́.͓͓̽̅͒̃̈̉ͯͨ͟ ̡̲̲̰̫̙͉ͯ͑̋͐͒ͥ͐̅ͮ͡H̴̴̭̟̬͓̯̟̦̜͚̎̆ͥͧ́ͪe̷̫͆͗̌͆ ̶̢͈̗̞̽̌ͧͪ͛͠w̴͖͈̱̠̼ͭͤ̅ͧ͢a̡ͤ̈́̉ͭ̊ͪ̈͌̉͏̟͔̰̫̟̤̤̝s̵̞͈̪͉̝̣̀̇̋͊̈̈́ ̪̥͎̹̜̰̹̠̯ͦ̃͌́͡͞i̵̝͙͔̥͇͈̜̙̻͑̏ͤn̨̫̖̜͔̞̮̄ͥ ̈ͥͨͤ̄͏̫̱̹̼̘ă̞̰̆͋ ̮͍̼̱ͦͧ̿̈́͌͛̃ḫ͓̲̯̱̘̔̌͋̊͡a̡͙͚̫̳̱͊͋̅ͥ̓ͣ̄̒͢z͉̫̭̰ͤ͋ͩ̓̑͋͋ͨ̓̀eͮ̒ͭ͏̵̮͕̗̥̮̫̘͘ͅ.̴̖̪̹̝̿ͬ̈́̿ͅ ̨̭̩͕͍̥̜̋̆̊̚I̴̧͉͖͖̙̪͕͓̋ͬͤ̅t̤̩̠͕͈̻͕̜͋̆ͮ̔ͦ͘͠ ̵̨͎̼̰̠̮͕̾͌̆̄̓̎ͮ̌h̶̯͖̎ͬ̈͋̿̃͗̓͘ą̜̘̰̜̲͍̊ͯ̋͞͠ͅd̨͗͆ͪ̅̔ͤ͂̃͝҉̱̰̗̼ ̟͖̙͈̪͕͈̄̊͌͂̇ͅb̦̠̼̘̮̠͌ͨ̏ͩ̎́͊̕e̙̺͕͙̫̭͇̻ͣ͐́̋̂̚e͓̣̖̱̹ͮ̌͒ͯͫ̐̂ͤ̉́ͅn̰͔̤͓̦̜͇ͩ͋̋͐̍ͧ͊̉̕ ̢̤̥͓̟ͨ̈́͞a̴̫̟̱̩͎ͦ̔̈́̽ͮ̔̑͂ͅ ̼̻̭̺̮͓̇̾͋̓ͤ͂͢ͅw̶̵̛̦̫̱͓̉h̨̺͍͍̹̠̲̾̈́ͪ͝͞ĭ̸̡͈͐͘l̼̯̬̟̣̼̯̮ͨ͛ͥ͑ͯ̽̊ͤ̀e̢͉͖̪̹̘̗ͨ̿̑̆ͤ͘ ̙̯̯̳̹͋̋̈͆̓̍͟s̴̹̲̤̦̞͈̓̌͂ͥͥ̑͘ī͔͖̦̞̰̣̝̞ͩ͝n̨̙͙̼̜͓͛ͮ͛͆ͮ̈́͑̚c̢̟̞̦̊̌ͣ͐e̍ͭ̐̿͋͞҉̟̭̳͈̬̤̠̗ ̌̎̀ͪ͏̱͡ȟ̥̳͇̯̥ͅị̗̅͐͟͠s̩̗̈́̔ͣ̏̑̃͡ ̪̳̪͉̙̲̞̇̾̿́͊͐̅ḩ̢̖͓̜̮̰͓̘́e̵̳̺̻͊ͯͭͮ͊l̢͔͆m̯͖̘̫̟̺̩͔͙̉ͬͬ͘ȅ̆ͥ̓͆͑͂̍̃҉̴͖̗̺͕̺̳͓͚͝ͅt͍̬̣̻͔͖̭͎ͣ͠ ̧͓͙̹͇͗ͧ̎̽̌̽͊h̵̢̭͔̰̙̫̼̄́a̶̗̱̖̳̰̥ͣ̄̽͒ͬ̈ͤ͟d̶̪ͯͯ̍͐̈̎̚ ̳̖͚̺̄̽̾͐ͯ̓͒ͯ̋b̹͙̔ͧ̆̈e̸̠̭͍̰̹̮̫̯̖̽͆͊e̡͇̬̹̳̰̣͇ͫ̐ͭ́͜n̗͚͓̒ͫ̔̈́͋ͧ͌̈́ ̢̛̣̻͈̬̙̫͋̒ͯͤ́̎́̀o͎̩̣̣͐͗͢fͯ̏ͣͮ̏̚̕͞҉̘͖f̢̡͎̖͇̜̱͇̩̳̐͂ͦ̉̅.͉̭͉͌ͦ͠

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