This is an absolutely awful 'roast'. These have been going downhill for years.

Belichick the GM exists exclusively to make things more challenging for Belichick the coach. It’s like watching a hobo on Boston Common play chess against himself.

Is he actually arguing Belichick is a bad GM?

Besides, no one is allowed to legally hit Brady anyway

Ah, you mean outside of the 2015 AFCCG where he got annihilated 25+ times.

unlicensed quackery may have helped hasten the retirement of Rob Gronkowski

Yeah, Guerrero's ideas fractured Gronk's back, broke his arm, tore his ACL, caused his infection, etc... Definitely not because Gronk's playing style led to him taking massive shots.

gives half a shit that he and the Patriots have, for YEARS now, circumvented the cap by paying Brady’s vanity company for contract work, allowing Brady to consistently play for less than market value so that the cupboard around him can remain fully stocked.

Investigated and cleared by the NFL. No salary camp circumvention here, but no one seems to remember that the Broncos literally paid players under the table.

If you're going to do a roast, at least make it accurate. Jesus.