2022-2023 Vancouver Canucks (subject to update)

Brenda Boudreau - that one coworker thats a bit older but loves to spend all shift gossiping with the high schoolers

Beau Horvat - serial rumourmonger

Quinn Hughes - not in your league and she makes sure you know it

Elise Pettersson - K.I.T. (Karen In Training)

Andrea Kuzmenko - chill af, always down to get stoned and play mario kart

Jillya Mikheyev - balenciaga model, intimidating aura but the sweetest person you’ll ever meet

Brooke Boeser - just like her male counterpart, heart of an angel, and is friendly to all

Joyce-Tiffany Miller - always takes jokes too far and is way more rude than she thinks she’s being

Lucy Schenn - your best friends mom that treats you like her own kid, fucking QUEEN

Evelyn Bear - never seen without starbucks, hardest worker on every group project

Amber Demko - shy horse girl but lowkey hilarious

Sophia Martin - outgoing horse girl, much less funny but she’s tight with everyone

Taylor Myers - your babysitter from 17 years ago that was always so cool

Nillie Höglander - she’s either an angel or the nastiest person you’ve ever met, it just depends on your social status

Kirstin Lazar - spiritual girl, crystals on her at all times, third eye always open

Nils Awomän - incredible singing voice and musical talent, unfortunately spent the last 3 years spreading vaccine misinformation on facebook

Olivia Ekman-Larsson - owns 2 businesses, still serves at the keg friday and saturday as a side hustle

Connie Garland - volunteer firefighter and great dane owner

Vasilya Podkolzina - volkswagen golf owner, sometimes steals makeup from walmart but who hasn’t

Shelly Dries - major karen energy in all the worst ways

Jacquelyn Studnicka - girl next door and lifelong crush, doesn’t realize you’re in love with her until the last scene

Dana Joshua - works as a care aide for less money than she deserves, trying to balance school at the same time, never complains about it and always there for her friends

Raleigh Stillman - worked on cars with her dad when she was young, too busy restoring his 62 chevelle & honouring his memory to talk to you

Kylie Burroughs - used to be a BIG partier, has since found Jesus and started a family

Caylin Delia - the manager at the microbrewery you work at who hates her job

Jackie Rathbone - wears big flannels and smokes darts all day

Tammy Pearson - took highschool drama classes way too seriously

Thalia Poolman - drives a lifted half-cab ford ranger with stickers all over it and a hunting rifle tucked behind the back seat

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