39 M4F Looking for an intelligent, funny woman with a kinky side.

1) You're confident. Few things are sexier than confidence in a woman.

This first one, well, you'll just have to get to know me! I think it comes across fairly quickly.

2) You're sarcastic, and it comes way too easily at times. Maybe even a bit bratty. Nothing that is said between us should be taken too seriously.

I've been known to make a few guys laugh. Sometimes I like to be funny in a dark way, other times corny or by playing coy...I change it up a lot.

3) You're happy in your life, but find that you want something a little more and have time to invest in it. I will be around most days as well. Also Preferably someone in a relationship like I am.

I am mostly happy. There is always room for improvement. I do have a boyfriend I live with, and I do wish we would have sex more frequently. I use DPP as an outlet to explore my interests. If this isn't cool with your checklist, I understand.

4) You'd like another friend who isn't involved in your life to talk to and shoot the shit. I want to be amazed by your intelligence as well as your dirty mind.

I love talking about sex, writing about sex, exploring together!

5) You love word play be it creating a fantasy, or just some simple flirting as well as talking about sex in general.

I can send writing samples if needed. ;] I can go off a prompt or talk in great detail about things I've done.

6) Your birthday starts with at least 1990 or earlier.

1982, 33/F

7) You are not completely submissive, you have a dominant side too.

I consider myself a switch. I like to talk and see where things take us...

8) You made it this far ;).

Love to hear from you!

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