This is some small time drama compared to...

Well, I'll recap the stories from modmail for those not involved and then add a few more:

Had an ex break into my home and pull a knife on me, threatening to stab me because she'd thought I'd cheated on her with a friend of hers who I hadn't met.

Had an ex slash her wrists, hold it in my face, and scream you did this to me in response to going back through several years of comments on MySpace so she could accuse me of cheating on her with someone who had been dead for a year at the time.

Had an ex on our second date tell me that she tried to figure out how she could best manipulate men and treat them like simpering puppies.

One ex had an eating disorder I'd never heard of before her, where she would not give herself insulin (she had type 1 diabetes) to force her body to go into ketosis so she would shed a ton of weight. It nearly killed her on more than one occassion.

When I moved and was in a long distance relationship, an ex was in contact with someone in the city I moved to and would have that person report back to her about what she'd seen and what I was doing.

I've had multiple women threaten suicide if I wasn't going to be with them.

I had an ex who would leave intense bite marks and bruises on me during sex to "keep the other girls away" while also leaving her shit (bobbin pins, make-up, etc.) around my room and telling me, "It's so they'll know you're not available."

The ex who had pulled a knife on me had also pulled a knife on several other guys.

Apparently (found this out afterwards) one girl I dated had spent the previous three months asking everyone I knew about me and stated, "I get what I want." When she was doing that, I had no idea she existed.

One of my exes is moved abruptly to become a mortician because "Dead people are easier to deal with."