Almost lit a cigarette with this free lighter from a vendor my company uses.

We can smell you from across the room, and it smells like shit. It directly effects us.

Incorrectly assuming I'm a smoker.

We have to wait behind you in line at the convenience store when the teen behind the counter is taking forever trying to find your “Marlboro gold pack 72 shorts crush mini filter mediums” because they’re too smart smoke and you think your destroyed taste buds can discern flavors of carcinogens.

Mad at the fact that people buy cigarettes and it inconveniences you. Also criticizing having preferences for different cigarettes.

Also even if it didn’t directly effect us it’s perfectly okay to look an idiot who smokes and think “haha what a moron. Duped into paying to poison themself and their not even getting a buzz or a high off it. At least I’m not that fucking dumb” lmao

You really should learn the difference between "effect" and "affect", but poor grammar aside I can't even understand the point you're trying to make unless it's schadenfreude.

I didn't make anything up, you're really mad at smokers just existing. Maybe you should try not caring about what other people choose to do with their lives. I don't judge you for being an inconsequential troll, that's your right and it's my choice to respond.

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