3. Fully grown adults (not kids) stole these at the Walmart I work at. Children alw...

Fully grown adults (not kids) stole these at the Walmart I work at. Children always ask me if we have pokemon cards and I have to tell them no, because they were all stolen.

"Being sober keeps me from ranting away at people who I claim to be a nuisance online"

So, what, you're bitching and moaning at my daring to go against the status quo was you stone-cold sober?

Damn. I can't believe your BS rants were you sober.

My apologies to your wife/husband/he/she/they/them/ze/za/...whatever the hell that person you share your life with is.

Wait, damn, I'm so insensitive.

Um, you're mom/dad/life-coach/Whoever-Oprah-or-the-view-Whatever-GroupToldYouThatYouNeededToFeelTheVictimToldYouIWasWrong.Etc-Group-Decided-this-random-persononline-offended-you, ach!!,...whatever!!!

My sincerest apologies!

My intention was never to insult, slight, belittle, etc, your: Nephew/Neice/Dog/Cat/Maid(aka:Domestic Engineer) or any other person, either living or dead, in any manner which would besmirch the good name of...well, whatever the hell your surname is.

In other words, I don't give a damn about how you feel about my comment.

Here is the fact of the matter: I have been living, rent-free, inside of your head, for the better part of what...6 hours, give or take?

I have strung you along for all those hours, giving you the false impression that what you had to say to me really mattered.

All along, here's the truth: I posted my first comment as simply that. A "mildy infuriating comment" to a comment of the same.

I meant to leave it at that.

Any comments after would be simply dismissed as, at least, fallout of that comment.

But, you had to reply. Gosh, you seemed so offended at my 'daring' to go against the status-quo of Reddit, I couldn't resist but continue to bait you.

Oh, and what easy prey you were.

I will give you this: If nothing else, you absolutely never failed to amuse. That's for damn sure.

Anyway, I won't continue other than to say this: Thank you so much for the amusing...well, "dialog" doesn't seem appropriate seeing as how I was the only one bringing anything of substance to the conversation.

And that leaves us with: fill in the appropriate salutation here.

And if you haven't figured it out yet, not only do I enjoy stringing jackasses like you along, I also enjoy writing.

So, thanks again for allowing me to get inside your head, as well as allowing me to do one of the things I love the most, aside from baiting jackasses like you: Writing!!!!!

This really has been fun for me.

Again, take care.

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