We are an unruly, borderline psychotic bunch. Always been this way, from our first interactions with natives to the deification of “live-fast-die-young” celebrities. Like the insane ex in your life, we put on our best faces when meeting someone new, but behind closed doors and amongst ourselves we’re rabid with unfulfillable zeal for anything we can get our hands on, and we leave a wake of disruption in our trail as we move from thing to thing. It’s just our nature. We have big hearts, but sick senses of humor, and a profound sense of hollowness that we project onto everything we see.

Stop watching videos of people dying. You’ll be happier.