Anon is alpha speller

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be in 3rd grade every week or so teacher would have a verbal spelling test with us for us it was like a game. If you get words right you get treats on one test day newfag shows up to school when it's my turn I make sure to maintain eye contact with newfag insert my dominance at this spelling game I'm known as the best spaller around here for a reason it's newfags turn disgonbgud.jpg teacher gives him easy words he aces all of them needless to say afterwards I walk up to him for a few words intimidation factor over 9000 overcome by smell of cat piss, cigarettes and other russian cooking smells radiating off of newfag's clothes this kid probably has a fucked family. I decide to lay it off. teacher is obviously well aware of this so she gives newfag easy words fast forward a few weeks newfag is still bombarded with easy words meanwhile the rest of us are sitting there with words like "texture" and "significant" newfag ends up being the only kid with treats that fucking smirk must come off of his face enoughofthis.gif me and best friend devise plan every day on our way to school we'd rough each other up only a bit a day though this was to give the image that the newfag gave to our teacher after rolling in dog shit and running though bushes it wasn't working one day there was a coil of wire on the ground this is how it would go down friend and I take turns whipping each other with it feelsbadman.png accidentally whip friend too hard big swollen mark on arm whathaveidone.gif proceed to school both of us are immediately dragged to office teacher having urgent talk with principal overhear them saying stuff about child abuse at home and how it got worse in the past 2 weeks phone calls are made authorities, social workers, arrive so do my parents. Everyone is looking at them with scorn officers almost arrest my dad who is feaking mfw the shit I was in mfw spaller for life

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