My altered opinion of this is; beached are awesome except not on hot days.

I don’t understand why people desire to go to the beach on the hottest days of the year. Why? The sand burns your feet, there’s no shade because it’s well... the beach, you’re almost guaranteed to get sunburn and/or heatstroke and the saltwater doesn’t help.

If it’s hot the best stuff to do is go INSIDE to a cinema or air conditioned mall or the theatre or indoor pools or ANYTHING that’s indoors and air conditioned.

It’s complete insanity to want to go to the hottest place in the world during a hot day. Get naked and cook yourself in the sun and heat.

Dumb as fuck, no excuses.