Apparently no one in my building cares for kids Any guesses on what animal my 5 year old drew? Japanese Taiko Master Here is a Goosebumps cover I made I’m going in for surgery tomorrow. What’s something funny I can say to my surgeon before I’m put under anesthesia? I wish I could give a set of these to everyone who posts on AskReddit gf ate edibles for the first time. one "wasn't shit" so she takes another. I look over at her phone and hour later and see this. yes her phones cracked Eggs are expensive these days. Seriously, who calls it that? Which button is Bluetooth? After being with my girlfriend for almost 8 years, I finally made it into the family calendar! Bought this vertical mouse and my team is making fun of me that it’s too phallic. Straightforward security at the airport there was a clever cleaner at work So, I've been out for work doing in-person inspections all day. I had 8 appointments. Nobody said a word... ☠️

Ugh D&C Twitter taken down. It’s a good day. I paid the bond for my now ex partner and I, can I get it back? Solo skiing and super freaked out on life... The Admirals' Lounge Ending F2P is the only solution guys My gf ain't getting any shit. I despise people with fat pets. I don't understand how anyone could find it cute My GF [28F] of two years thinks I cheated and gave her Chlamydia. I [30M] absolutely did not. Ok. 6 straight hog matches on ladder... 1000 upvotes and I'll publicly come out on Facebook as a trans service member to my conservative family and because I know that I won't get 1000 upvotes. Writing a fall internship's responsibilities on resume before starting internship to appear more attractive for Spring/Summer roles? What I'm not gonna buy - Anti-haul for August 22 [META] about MK677 from Chemyo