This reminded me of an incident (also has to do with tits) that really confused me when I was BP.

Story Time

I'm in college. I'm a bit drunk and one of my friends (Mike) is messing around with another of my friend (Joe) in the hall. I decide to grab my camera to record it on video (because that's what you do in college right?). Anyways, after a minute these girls that we know come by and see Joe on the ground looking kind of dazed with us laughing at him and making a video.

Now, one of these girls (Olivia) is a hard 9. Olive skin, great tits, tiny waist, very pretty. I've known her for a while, she has a boyfriend that people claim is an asshole (\shrug) and she's really flirty with a couple of guys that I know. But she's never shown any warmth towards me. Most girls will be friendly even if you're not a sexual prospect. But some really hot, stuck up girls won't even talk to you unless there is some sexual tension. This is one of those girls.

Back to the story; the girls go to poor Joe (still on the ground but he's not seriously hurt or anything). I'm in kind of a DGAF mood so I'm video taping it and fucking with Olivia. Telling her to kiss Joe and rub her tits on him to make him feel better. At some point they come to the conclusion that I hit him (I didn't, someone else did). The girls get in my face a little (not seriously angry just like, what's your problem?). I rebuff them (social graces were never my thing but I'm good at direct confrontation).

After saying all this sexual shit to Olivia and standing up to her (she's used to guys bending to her, since she's a 9, but I'm drunk and DGAF), she's suddenly giving me positive attention. Not to say I was looking for the attention. I never gave a shit about her, but she was always cold to me and I didn't really know why. That's why I noticed the change.

So Olivia stands up and kind of gets in between my camera and Joe (whom I'm filming). I'm filming her chest and she goes along with it, even giving the camera a better shot of her tits (she's wearing a low tank top). Then I tell her, "you're in the way, this is about Joe not you" . She starts walking away but I follow her a foot or two and stick my camera in her cleavage, still saying "this is about Joe" but now in a jokey tone instead of a "fuck off" tone (push / pull). The last part of the video she finally covers up her tits and says, "get the hell out of here! be good!" while giggling like crazy.

At the moment I didn't give a shit but when I woke up the next day I was afraid I might have offended her. I decided to post the video anyways and see what happens. She comments, "Best video ever!" (half of it is just her tits).

I drew some obvious conclusions about the whole thing, but it never really sank in until I found TRP. Thanks for reading. Somehow you got this far so I may as well reward you with a grainy screen cap. First | Second