Accept people regardless of their race or religion. In Canada, you'll find lots of multicultural groups of friends.
Making fun of us saying "Eh" is a one time exclusive offer as in time you will find yourself using it in your common speech just as much. "eh" is in effect used as a question mark.
Take those shoes off when your in peoples houses.
Never lock your doors. Its disrespectful.
If one is in highschool and a substitute is scheduled to teach the class for the day, you must mess with them. They truly have no power. Say your sorry afterwards.
When hunting Meese, you must take the antlers to the RCMP so that they can breed another herd next season.
If you come across a field of Geese, it is in tradition to run into the middle of the flock. The end result is quite spectacular depending on how big the flock is. Really fun.
When discussing "Canada" you must called it the "Dominion of Canada". We truly have a vast empire and you must recognize and appreciate that.
If one comes into the radius of a Canadian soldier or personnel of the Canadian Armed Forces, one must not get too close. Canadian soldiers are famed for scalping all those who enter their comfort zone.
Grow a beard, then cut it off because it looks bad, then regrow it because you miss it. Repeat 20 times until your beard looks good, strip naked when winter comes and there is lots of snow on the ground. Jump into the snow, and roll around. Do not flinch or scream or yelp during this process. Stand up and gaze at the moon stoically as you are covered in snow. Say a prayer to the holy polar bear, beaver, and divine goblet of syrup. If and when you do this and you do not have a beard for whatever reason, you must in accordance with Canadian law, devote 3 days to the pursuit of opening doors to every stranger you come across, no matter far away they are.
If one wishes to understand the Dominion of Canada, one must travel to a reserve occupied by the noble savages. As your jaw drops at the barbaric conditions of the settlement, one must leave and forget about it. Never speak or tell anyone what you have seen.