We're going to play this game now, aren't we.

REEE SOURCES

You made the claim, you provide the evidence. I'm not going to support your arguments for you. That's not how it works and makes you the lazy one in this argument.

And since you insist that I'm lazy, selfish and not good enough, here we go:

1. I'm a mechanical engineer. My first job was at an energy efficiency consulting firm at 19, and I've stayed in the industry ever since. I worked jobs and internships throughout my education.
2. I've switched into energy and sustainability procurement so I'm in a business function now.
   
3. I support my wife while she gets her PhD from the #10 ranked University globally, #4 in the US.
4. I start my MBA at that same University in October.
5. My second job is as a dorm parent at the same University, which I work together with my wife. Free room and board is pretty nice.
6. I'm a mandatory reporter and respond to cases of sexual assault. I've helped a number of young women through our campus Title IX process this year, and lead discussion groups about campus sexual assault and gender issues. But I'm totally a stemlord neckbeard amirite?
7. We're saving 60% of our income.
8. I paid for my own wedding.
9. I took my dad to Wimbledon for his 70th birthday.
10. Our dog is really fucking cute.

But yeah, I'm totally lazy and selfish and you're quantifiably better than me, and by extension, all Millennials.