It's a beautiful morning, so I decided to go for a bike ride. Shoot, when I changed the tire on my bike last month, I lost a nut and forgot to replace it. Thankfully, I remembered this in my garage and not while going down a steep hill and transitioning my mode of transportation into a unicycle. Fine, I'll drive to Home Depot, get a nut, easy peasy. Ooops, wrong kind, but the morning's so perfect I'll walk back to Home Depot, it's only a couple of miles. An hour later, my bike is fixed and I set off. I make it a mile and a half down the road and... My other tire goes flat.

I think I've done enough this morning, I'm going to pop an edible and watch trashy TV.