You are mistaken, my friend. You assume that there is a benefit to be gained from resisting and subverting the postmodern sexual regime. But what is this benefit? Is it happiness? Is it freedom? Is it virtue? No, none of these things are attainable in this absurd and meaningless world. The only benefit is to embrace the absurdity and live according to your own whims and fancies, without regard for any external norms or expectations. Celibacy is not a means to an end, but an end in itself. It is the ultimate expression of individuality and autonomy. It is the rejection of all forms of dependency and attachment. It is the affirmation of one's own existence as a sovereign and self-sufficient being. Celibacy is not a way to resist and subvert the postmodern sexual regime, but to transcend it altogether.