I had this hard painful nodule right by my asshole. If you've ever had a cystic pimple, it was that same throbbing, and little jolts of pain if anything touched it. Do you know how hard it is to avoid anything touching your asshole? I was laying on my stomach on the coach, sans pants, holding my buttcheeks apart with my hands, and begging him to stay in his office. He convinces me to show him, says it has a white head, and it will probably hurt less if it's drained. So he pops it, and pulls out the long ass ingrown hair that had caused it. I squirm and yelp the entire time, and proceed to fart in his face. Since I was holding my asscheeks apart it doesn't really make a sound, and i hope maybe he didn't notice. Then I smell it. & Now I can never leave him, because he has seen far far too much.