[Critique] 27/M/VA Update on Profile

I'm not looking for any particular type of personality, I think I can kind of mesh with anyone? As long as their boobs are big enough I can overlook a lot of things... joking. Kind of.

I don't know. It's a major turn off when someone is rude, especially to other people. I can gauge a lot about a person on how they treat animals, my dog, my crippled brother, or my extremely weirdo, creepo housemate who has not seen sunlight in years and just plays video games all day and his parents pay his bills and is extremely awkward and creepy, but, completely and obviously harmless. He just does things like, I don't know, masturbates at my door when a girl comes over. Girls who were understanding with him and tried to talk to him, tell him that's not okay, as opposed to girls who were assholes to him or ignored him.

Honestly, I want someone who can keep up, and someone who's really into being healthy. I'm not saying I'm particularly healthy or fit, but I need someone who desires health, who wants to improve their health from where they are.

I'm at an age now where it's really frustrating to, say, have sex with someone and they just aren't any good at it. You should know what you're doing by now. If you're still at the 'i don't go down on people' stage then your sexual maturity is just too low for me to try to work with. Or to have sex with, say, a smoker, and they have to take a break every 5 minutes.

Smokers are terrible in bed (if you're a smoker and young, or less a pack a day for not long, it hasn't really effected you yet, but smoke for 7+ years and you are already 25+ or smoking a pack a day for more than a few years, and it'll take it's toll). And it's not just in the bed, I need someone who can keep up with my active lifestyle, I run around a lot and go to the river and stuff, no slowpokes. Smokers also just look old as fuck, it adds so many years to your face...

Dating is a fast game and I can't really be wasting my time. I know that sounds like an asshole thing to say, but I don't have forever and there's a million other fish in the sea. I treat anyone I'm with, with the utmost respect, but I can't raise a child if you get what I mean.

So yea to answer your question, someone who can keep up and is into their body and health. A personality type that is active and outgoing, who is open to new things.

Another sex example since that's easy... I don't really care for anal sex. But if you tell me you won't do it, that's a major turn off. First off if you're 25+, you should have already have had anal sex, what, are you a virgin or something? Secondly, it's just like sex - you just ram it in with a big dick with no lube, it's gonna hurt. But when done slowly and correctly and lovingly, it'll always feel good. Biologically, it feels good, it's impossible for anyone to not enjoy proper anal. Even men are programmed to enjoy anal. You should be someone who's open to trying anal if you've never done it before, you know. If you're older than 25 than you should already love anal.

I don't want to date a child. Does that make sense? And I don't want to date someone who isn't open to do new things.

blahblahblah i just sound like a sex obsessed asshole I guess. I probably am. I mean this is an online dating site, this isn't exactly like, I don't know, the bar, where you can meet people in a face to face manner in order to build a long lasting, meaningful relationship.

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