I don't think my "actual identity" is blowing anyone's mind. I've been to enough r/okcupid meetups to know some of these folks' government names.

The attempt at providing insight is appreciated, but the contention that my profile is full of grammatical errors seems odd to me. This oddness is compound by your inability (or unwillingness) to point out specific solecisms, and:

Other times it's plainly ignorance of grammar, which is why I found the fact that you teach math to make a lot of sense. Still surprising for someone who's a postdoc.

This comment is downright bizarre. It seems to me that mathematicians adhere more carefully to rules of grammar than non-mathematicians, and I'm not a postdoc: the joke (admittedly highbrow) is in referring to myself as a Postdoc Emeritus. It says very clearly that I teach k12.

I feel like you need a ridiculous amount of ADHD medications.

Although the general attempt at "just giving insight from [your] perspective" is appreciated, I don't think armchair psychiatric diagnoses are wise. Incidentally, my focus is laser-like; so, probably medicating for ADHD would be unwise.