3. Did you guys sing songs about killing Barney in school, too? Is this phenomena p...

Did you guys sing songs about killing Barney in school, too? Is this phenomena passed down knowledge or spawns naturally in kids?

These are some of the versions I remember of the Barney song...

I love booze, Booze loves me Holy shit, I have to pee! I'm so smashed I'm falling on the floor Alcoholic Dinosaur

I hate you, You hate me. Lets get together and kill Barney! With a great big shot to his head, Barney is surely dead!

I hate you, you hate me Let's strap Barney to a tree! Shot him with a 44 No more purple dinosaur!

I love you, you hate me Barney gave me HIV So I kicked him in the balls, And shot him in the head. Now that purple bastards dead!

I hate you, you love me Let's tie Barney to a tree With an axe in his back, And a bullet through the head Sorry kids but Barney's dead

And this bonus song that I think everyone knows a version of:

Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And the Joker got away.

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