How the human migration began out of Africa:
One: Why aren't you eating your hippo?
Two: I'm not that hungry.
One: Don't you like it?
Two: Yeah, I like it. It's a little bit overcooked, but other than that...
One: OVERCOOKED?!?
Two: I've had better...
One: Fuck you! You know how long I spent cooking that huge fucking beast over the fire, turning it around and around so it wouldn't burn...
Two: Maybe you should have turned it around some more. It tastes like shit.
One: Fuck you. Fuck off if you're going to criticize my cooking.
Two: Maybe I will fuck off.
One: Go on then. Get! I'm sick of your ugly, fucking face.
Two: I'm going then. I don't need you. I've never needed you - you stupid twat.
One: Good.
Two: And I'm taking some of the others with me.
One: Fine! I'll be happy to see the back of you.
Two: Not as happy as me.
One: You'll be back.
Two: Unlikely. Can I take some hippo?
One: No, fuck off.
Two: Bye, then. Come on guys, we're out of here.
One: Dickhead.
Two: Cuntstain.
One: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.