DNA test unites man with daughter he never knew existed

Inb4 story about the mother demanding backlogs of alimony and the daughter demands birthday gifts and Christmas presents and they take him to court.

Five years after he is still in debt to them and had to sell his house his wife his car and is now a well dressed homeless man working at the same gas station he is allowed to shower in.

:((

Didn't mean to ruin anyones happiness, my thumbs live their own life on long train rides like this when my brain has zoned out.

But if you spot the joke or if I made one of you smile, then my thumbs has fulfilled their purpose in this thread.

Have a nice day wherever you are Man in Article.

I hope you and your daughter lives a long happy life :)

/r/UpliftingNews Thread Link - fox23.com